Naomi and Spikey's Wedding Vows

Spikey: I promise to hug you every day, to feed you
raspberries and chocolate, to drive slowly round corners,
to hold your hand in distress, to dance with you,
to cherish you and to love you forever.

I call upon these persons here present to witness that I,
Jonathan Paul Griffiths, do take thee, Naomi Genevieve Clifford,
to be my lawful wedded wife.

Naomi: I promise to hug you everyday, to make jam
and cake for you, to pedal more quickly on the flat,
to dance with you, to hold your hand when you are in distress
and to cherish and to take you as my only love from this day forward.

I call upon these persons here present to witness that I,
Naomi Genevieve Clifford, do take thee, Jonathan Paul Griffiths,
to be my lawful wedded husband.

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